Love Life, Hate Kittens

So I don’t know if you heard but I’m on the quest of finding a sugar daddy. Yes I’ve been watching the Real Housewives of OC. Come on, I’m loyal, I cook, I clean, not too bright but FUNNY, and I’m ummm. flexible and I know when to shut up. If that doesn’t make you want to buy me a pony, I don’t know what will.

The Viceroy is a notorious sugar momma/daddy watering hole. But in a real swank way. It is definitely my most favoritest bar evAR.

We stopped in here after Chloe..grabbed a drink [which were 16 bucks btw] and went outside to the poolside lounge area. How pretty! All the furniture is a bit Victorian meets Modernist. We actually sit at a cozy table cuz we wanted to order some food. Service is amazing. To adjusting the heat lamps, recommending food, bread service, I was sold.

Since we already ate a little bit prior, we just settled for the sliders on pretzel, and lump crab fritters. The service was consistent but never overbearing….The food was HUGE [and delicious] for a high end establlishment [haha. You know places that just give you a nibble] … We couldn’t even finish the sliders.

The food is pretty cheap compared to the drinks.. Maybe from 10 bucks to 20s. Portions are big enough to share.

I know I know. Get to the good part. Did I find a sugar daddy? Sadly no. [it was pretty quiet and dead]. But a true gold digger knows never to give up. Yes I have tenacity and integrity. Add that to the list.

Cameo Bar @ the Viceroy
1819 Ocean Ave
Santa Monica, CA 90401
(310) 260-7505